overheard at my dinner table (while making fun of someone's perceived derision towards children)

the princess (sophia) and the pea
Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

Person A: oh no mommy! we don't want to see uncle enrique. he's mean!

Person B: he always hangs us upside down from the balcony!

Me: uncle enrique is so grumpy!

Enrique: i'm not grumpy!

Me: what's the matter? you don't like children?

Enrique: i don't like hypothetical children. you guys don't have children. you have CATS.