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Thursday, August 24, 2006

so it works that way, does it?

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Originally uploaded by kristalynn.
a homeless man was sitting on the ground, begging for change outside of a liquor store. another homeless man walked out of the store with a bottle of hooch. the homeless guy on the ground held out his hand for money, and the homeless guy with the hooch stopped and handed over a small handful of change. this money was obviously what was leftover from the bottle of booze.

i dunno. don't you think it would just make more sense to keep the change to get a headstart on tomorrow's bottle of booze?

in unrelated news, i heard a newscaster (probably on fox news) actually say, "hellooo? newsflash..." in response to something that, i guess, she thought was dumb.


At August 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello?? newsflash...who booked the wayne newton wedding singer?

At August 30, 2006, Blogger sass said...

wayne newton?

um, newsflash - it's totally elvis.


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