fluffy whipped chocolate creamy delights

chocoballs
Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

i wanted to have a sort-of running theme in this blog. and when i discovered a second bonehead wearing sunglasses at an outdoor patio at midnight, i thought that could be it: random boneheads wearing sunglasses in bars. this one was sitting all alone, looking fabulous. i took a picture of him with my friend's camera because, being a bonehead myself, i didn't have my own.

"make sure you send it to me," i nagged her about 57 times.

"yup, as soon as i find my cable."

i'll never get that photo, i thought.

turns out, and i don't have the whole story yet, some crackhead broke into her home and stole her camera, with said picture. i think maybe her boob was touched as well. this one's furtive, but i intend to get the story sooner or later.

so yesterday, when i went for a run, i came across two teenage squirrels who were attempting to have the sex. they kept grabbing each other and tumbling and somersaulting around. head over each other's tail. i'd never seen squirrels having the sex.

i also discovered, in the same spot i discovered the 29 kilos of cream cheese, 3 boxes of kosher whipped chocolate cookie puffs. i don't know WHAT'S going on with this picnic table. but THIS is going to be my running theme.

i unwrapped one of the puffy balls, separated the cookie base from the whipped delicious center, and placed them near the frisky teenage squirrels. they approached them with trepidation until one finally grabbed the cookie part, which gave the confidence to the other one to grab the fluffy ball part. about halfway through, he got frisky again and grabbed the other squirrel. they tumbled and toppled and rolled around. they got whipped chocolate delight all over them. it was the damned cutest thing i'd ever seen.