booze optimization plan (BOP)

Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

no one seems to be a fan of TOP.

it's been disassembled. i have better things to worry about.

like getting tanked 6 out of 7 nights of the week.

this morning i was having coffee with a friend and i vaguely remember not really understanding what he was talking about. so i repeated it. really slowly. with a question marks everywhere. like if he said, "i'm glad that reprobate was found guilty." and i responded, "reprobate? .... found .... guilty?"

he paused. "what the hell's the matter with you? your cognitive faculties are completely impaired."

"oh, really? did i sound dumb? i'm totally hungover."

my boyfriend got a part in a movie, so he, I, a portuguese chicken, and a bottle of veuve cliquot set out for a picnic in the park last night. we found ourselves at the liquor store ten minutes before closing, giggling and buying another.

today i can't string together a sentence or move my neck.

it was fantastic. and much needed.