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Friday, August 26, 2005

booze optimization plan (BOP)

Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

no one seems to be a fan of TOP.

it's been disassembled. i have better things to worry about.

like getting tanked 6 out of 7 nights of the week.

this morning i was having coffee with a friend and i vaguely remember not really understanding what he was talking about. so i repeated it. really slowly. with a question marks everywhere. like if he said, "i'm glad that reprobate was found guilty." and i responded, "reprobate? .... found .... guilty?"

he paused. "what the hell's the matter with you? your cognitive faculties are completely impaired."

"oh, really? did i sound dumb? i'm totally hungover."

my boyfriend got a part in a movie, so he, I, a portuguese chicken, and a bottle of veuve cliquot set out for a picnic in the park last night. we found ourselves at the liquor store ten minutes before closing, giggling and buying another.

today i can't string together a sentence or move my neck.

it was fantastic. and much needed.


At August 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved TOP. -kjc

At August 26, 2005, Blogger sass said...

you heard it folks - TOP is loved. it's reimplemented.

At August 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well...I certainly hope it is not being reimplemented right over BOP. There is room for BOP in your life. There is room for BOP in all our lives. Please! I beg of you and all that is holy: Don't kill BOP. BOP is peace. BOP is LOVE. Give BOP a chance...

Buxom S.
(Big fan of the BOP)

At August 29, 2005, Anonymous demetri said...

youse guys!!!!

At August 29, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOP is cool but if you BOP too much you end up working night shifts at the 7-11 with a missing front tooth and a boyfriend named Jean Luc. TOP is where it's at.

At August 29, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh that last comment was from me. I didn't want you to think I was scared to side with TOP AND reveal my identity. - Krista Jane Callen

At August 30, 2005, Blogger frogpajamas said...

i love portuguese chickens. i love being drunk.

kudos g!

from the drunk chicken eating greek girl.

At September 02, 2005, Blogger Charles said...

You guys should continue the BOP here in Tel Aviv...

At November 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if u want an ipod, you can go to and do an offer. follow the instructions and they'll actually send you a freeipod, no joke, there's reviews all over the internet


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