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Friday, October 21, 2005

here's my deal...

Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

if i work 36 hours on the last warm weekend of summer, and submit the "documents" at 4 am for your monday morning necessity, you call me up and say, "thanks. i saw that you were up until 4 am."

and i say, "thanks. i appreciate that." and then i invoice you.

if i come in and interview for you and totally f- it up, you call me back and you say, "yeah, well thanks for coming in, but you're really, really spazzy."

and i say, "i know, i know. some people call it 'charm', but 'spazziness' works too. i really enjoyed meeting you. bye now."

and if you like my resume and call me up on a friday morning and leave a message saying, "can you come in to meet us in 3 hours? we were just about to offer the job to someone else, but you're what we're looking for." and i call you back and leave you a message saying, "no, i cannot, but would monday morning work for you?"

you do not simply not call back.

i'm losing my patience. i'm going to costa rica. don't bother calling.


At October 21, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you. That is frigging hilarious. - kjc

At October 24, 2005, Blogger Kattia said...

Costa Rica sound like a great place to hade from that. Hasta la vista!


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