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New York Daily News - Tues April 19, 6:50pm
NEW YORK - Following in the steps of Drew Barrymore, comedian Jon Stewart realized he was near sighted this afternoon after a drug-crazed fan (it was later deemed that she had a taken a small dose of horse tranquilizer) flashed him.
Jon's wife Tracey retrieved him after the show and they headed off to select a modest pair of glasses.
"He'll get contacts next week. i hear you can now wear them for a week without changing them," stated Stewart's again-pregnant wife.
"Those were some tiny ta-tas," said Stewart as they drove off in a Toyota Prius.
The Canadian malfeasant was being treated for hypothermia when she escaped the hospital stating that, "Tequila warms the soul."
posted by sass @ 1:59 PM
5 Comments:
note to self:
do not blog on the thursday before a long weekend...
did you manage to touch him?
love the fro.
how was it??!
oh! i get it... it's you who shows him your ta tas... no?
yes. it was a fake news report that fell, um, "flat"...
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