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Thursday, April 13, 2006

The Daily (No) Show

The Girly Show
New York Daily News - Tues April 19, 6:50pm

NEW YORK - Following in the steps of Drew Barrymore, comedian Jon Stewart realized he was near sighted this afternoon after a drug-crazed fan (it was later deemed that she had a taken a small dose of horse tranquilizer) flashed him.

Jon's wife Tracey retrieved him after the show and they headed off to select a modest pair of glasses.

"He'll get contacts next week. i hear you can now wear them for a week without changing them," stated Stewart's again-pregnant wife.

"Those were some tiny ta-tas," said Stewart as they drove off in a Toyota Prius.

The Canadian malfeasant was being treated for hypothermia when she escaped the hospital stating that, "Tequila warms the soul."


At April 16, 2006, Blogger sass said...

note to self:

do not blog on the thursday before a long weekend...

At April 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you manage to touch him?

love the fro.

At April 19, 2006, Anonymous lori said...

how was it??!

At April 19, 2006, Anonymous lori said...

oh! i get it... it's you who shows him your ta tas... no?

At April 20, 2006, Blogger sass said...

yes. it was a fake news report that fell, um, "flat"...


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