what i've learned...

Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

people like blogs about poop and magical testes.

let's take a look at a question from an adoring fan:

"So if John Stewart offered you his one of his testicles (to be removed from his body, mounted and hardened so it would last forever), which would you prefer? Left or right?"

well, adoring fan, i do believe i would chose the left, because it's the one that's closer to his heart.