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Sunday, May 21, 2006

breaking up is whatevs to do ☹

Originally uploaded by kristalynn.

everyone has their tales of heartbreak and pain and mine are no more noteworthy than the next.

someone once threw his house keys at me in an act of rabble-rousing. that little stunt rendered him homeless. his parents - PARENTS - showed up a few days later to pick up his things.

i also had someone break up with me over the phone, while i was at work. this happened on a wednesday. on the friday he called me up to see if i wanted to do something.

"you can't really do this." i kindly informed him.

"yeah? well maybe i'll call chris to see what he's up to."

recently, at my best friend's (with whom i usually incur spice girl tattoos after a breakup) family's dinner table, we were teasing his 13-year old niece on her impending boyfriends.

"i hope your first boyfriend looks like 50 cent." i said, truly hoping that her first boyfriend does, indeed, look like 50 cent.

"no thanks! i don't like furs."

"c'mon christina, he'll take you to the candyshop."

"ew! anyway, i already had to break up with my brother's girlfriend for him and that wasn't fun."


"he didn't want to do it, so he made me pretend to be him. i typed "i had a really good time, but i don't see this going anywhere." ohmigod, she was sooooo sad! she seemed so nice."

"you did this by email or msn?"


"did she use the little sad-face emoticon?"

"yes! she even put the one with the tears." she made the gesture of tears rolling down her face.

we felt her pain. there were minimal LOLs.


At May 22, 2006, Blogger Kell said...

Oh, that's so sad.

At May 24, 2006, Anonymous Buxom S. said...

i once broke up with a "gentleman" for downloading kiddy-porn while drunk and wearing dirty underwear for 2-years-straight while i was at work...

but i didn't do it on msn...i left him a post-it...on his "hoo-haw"...but i DID add a ROTFLMAO...

At May 24, 2006, Blogger sass said...

how can you leave a note on a "hoo-haw"?

and how can you be at work for 2 years straight?

At May 24, 2006, Anonymous Buxom S. said...

Q: "how can you leave a note on a "hoo-haw"?"
A: "Artistic Licence; may or may not be 100% true..."

Q: "and how can you be at work for 2 years straight?"
A: "I'm saving the world, Krista! I'm saving the world!"

At June 01, 2006, Anonymous leahpeah said...

oh my god. i love your writing. love.


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